Well.. Will.. other than the fact your the sexiest guy I know.. your also a great guy, possibly the best.. I dont know Ben is right up there with you =).. but I mean just words cant describe you.. thats how wonderful you are.. hehe..so i thought Id like everybody to read a poem for you~
Yo, do me a favor, and pick up a pen and pad
And try and write down the numbers of all the women you've had
So remember when you're putting someone else in check
Go to the Wizard of Oz and get some self-respect
You're not all that fly trying to play the role
Eventho I havent had any that looked better on the stroll
Working night patrol, you know what I mean?
You want a woman thats job is gon be givin' it up to and try and get some green
You're more quick than a dude from a dirty flick
This is a lil message from me, the K-R-I-S Truly yours
Listen up honey, or should I say scrubby?
You talk about these chicks like you some Playgirl Hunni
What lady do you want dear, you're a square and not a queer
Gel in your hair, earring in your ear
Running in cars, hanging out in bars
Winking your eyes to girls that wear bras
Skintight Levi's and even kneehighs
Don't try to lie, I know why
the ladies in the bathroom, spraying on perfume
Stuffing t-shirt with two balloons
Won't say no names, it might leave a permanent scar
I don't have to go that far, you know who you are
And if you don't, then everybody else does
'Cause all the girls be telling me how good you was
I can accept a boy, like you, with a great rep
I'm like a chef, I just cook up the stew and step
Off with his clothes, like Moby, there he blows
he wanna throw like the girls from the peep shows
While me and my guy be up clockin Gs
Zero degrees getting processed cheese
So when you get sores, from giving up drawers
Remember I said-"Truly Yours"
~LoL, aint that bootyfull.. I got it online, but I changed a couple things :P.. so purtyful~
